a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
I suffer from a horrible condition known as “Second Shoe” wherein I can only ever find one half of a pair of shoes I’m planning to wear, and have to spend approximately one million years looking for the other one
Knock yourselves out
The funny thing about that one ereri MUN prompt I made is that I actually met my ex at an MUN conference and then asked him out after the same conference a year later
Anonymous said: Fromaaaage *-*
Wow, insensitive, you don’t just send French cheese to vegans I mean wtf dude. Rude.
No but really I don’t know why this message is in my inbox.
princelingmeow said: "#apocalypse au where eren has braces #and levi is an orthodontist? #and when they meet and eren finds out that levi can take off his braces #he literally begs him #and levi just takes one look at his teeth and tells him he should leave them on for another year or two" I'M GONNA PEE
I feel like it would be a very Levi thing to do. Only then Eren refuses to leave his side until he removes them because he’s finally found an orthodontist and he’s not giving up that easily, and Levi just puts up with him for a while and then snaps and loudly points out the fact that he can’t exactly rip Eren’t braces out with his bare hands and his orthodontic tools were not the first things on his list of essential items for surviving the apocalypse, so Eren quietens down about it but still sticks with him, and then like the next day they find an orthodontist’s office and Levi just bangs his head off the wall twenty times before agreeing to remove the braces
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.