Anonymous said: does that mean i get to rename myself longcat then
uhhh if you want to
Anonymous said: don't hehehe me i am just a poor cat on the internet ):
You know 5’3” is actually freakishly tall for a cat.
Anonymous said: "A 5’3” cat by any chance?" .... yes
reblog and see what your followers say
I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE
I can’t believe this is what it took to get you wonderful people to send me asks. These are all beautiful. You’re all beautiful.
Anonymous said: short cat. that is it that is all i am literally just a tiny cat on the internet
A 5’3” cat by any chance?
i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.
where is all that brain power going.
i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world
you know too much.
I’m working from 09:15 to 18:30 tomorrow
my brother’s girlfriend just let one of our (stupid, indoor) cats out and spent twenty minutes outside calling him and I could hear it so loudly in my room because my window’s open but she wouldn’t stop so I had to go out and look for him/call him myself, and we didn’t even get him back in the house because he was nowhere to be found, but now I’m wide awake at ten past one in the morning and I have to get up and feed the cats and find one of them and make my dinner before I go out because it’s a pretty long shift and now I can’t get to sleep and it’s really annoying
I got freaked out and couldn’t sleep at all because it’s the same cat I had the dream about a Really Bad Thing happening to, but now he’s finally back in and my dad is pissed off at me for going out looking for a cat this late and it’s 2am and I’m gonna sleep